![]() Let’s look at the facts here… if some random dude showed up to your farm with a dog, asking for a job and told you he walked across three states because “he likes to walk,” HE IS A HOBO DRIFTER ladies, not a suitable employee. (even Zefron doesn’t believe this schtick) And at times even worse, SINGLE MOM PORN. Why? Here’s why: The Lucky One is unabashed LADY PORN. I should have trusted myself last summer when I watched this film on an international flight and I hated every minute because it was such a blatant play for the ladies. I’ve now seen The Lucky One an embarrassing amount of times because HBO continues to shove it down my throat (read: I’m too lazy to change the channel). ![]() I have to officially draw the line on this one. I mean RYAN.GOSLING, HELLO?! But The Lucky One? No. Now don’t get me wrong, The Notebook and A Walk to Remember were schlocky too but God, we loved them. ![]() ![]() So either Nicholas is just his pen name and she/he is using all of us to sell this schlock for ticket prices and paperback books sales or this is an elaborate troll on all of lady kind. After years of “research” I’m pretty sure I can now say that Nicholas Sparks’ real name is actually Nicolette Sparks because somewhere along the way the man grew a vagina. ![]()
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